I drinks it all o' the day.
Fuck outta here
black folks are multilingual.
this idea that we cannot or are not eloquent for choosing to speak aave
is racist as hell
^^^^^^
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the best headline i’ve ever read.
yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.
This is amazing
OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
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It is normal to binge-watch a tv series, but is looked down upon to binge-play a videogame.
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Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.
I love Bill Nye
Now that I’m older, I have a hard time answering “what do you want for your birthday?”. The things I really want are not capable of being gifted.
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worse!
imagine being an adult trying to one-up a 9 year old
>tfw the entire Internet is really, REALLY angry with everyone for no reason
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Undertale Genocide Gore - Tag your posts!
Dear friends browsing the Undertale tag,
I’ve started seeing quite a few posts that have pretty explicit content with regards to violence going around the undertale tag.
We’ve got it good with regards to sexual stuff because we have a tag that is literally a pun to cater to that crowd, but the gory posts are going unfiltered at the moment.
Please, if you’re going to post something with blood or death or anything of the sort that might be upsetting, please remember to tag it so people who are sensitive to that can avoid seeing it.
Thank you! ^w^
It happened again. PLEASE TAG!
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I love how my URL started as an inside joke with a friend about Jesus and now it’s Halloween and it fits with that.